This is the story of three desperate men taking desperate measures to impress their wives on Valentines Day, 2004. Strange words, never before uttered by real men, were heard coming from their mouths, such as "sun dried" and "mango-chipotle". The three desperados did all this with purely honourable intentions.

The Plan

What the #*&% is fennel? Notice Chris is drinking "Lucky Lager". hhhhmmmmmnnn

The girls chow down on the appetizers. Homemade fresh vegetables with homemade dip, homemage sweet and sour meatballs, and cheese fondue!

The salad. A masterfully girly creation. We have no idea what it is called.

The Table

Let's Eat!

The Main Course. BBQ New York Steak, marinated in our secret sauce, stuffed baked potatos, and asparagus with hollandaise sauce.

More Food

Dessert. Strawberry Shortcake.

Then for after dinner entertainment...DOMINOS!

Coming soon...Watch for our next exciting adventure.. FONDUE PARTY.

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Our Valentines Day Poem.

We admire your beauty
We admire your spunk
But the thing we like best
Is getting you drunk

by I.M. Desperate

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